i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Reblogging for that fucking comment
Do the laws of anatomy apply? If I shot him in the head and the bullet went through his brain, would he be fine?
I’m not sure which article you’re talking about, but it sounds lovely as always.
but what if you play a game where you command a horde of mechanics fixing something (this actually is an interesting idea and if I was a game developer I would develop it)
Yes that is an appropriate situation in which to use the word mechanics in your game description and yes I would play that game.
I don’t understand anything my dad says.
Clearly he wants you to just transform into the car.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together
SO MUCH SASS IN ONE TARDIS
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
nothing ruins friday night like realizing it’s thursday
Welcome to Night Vale
let me tell you a secret
the reason that women have overwhelming custody of children
is that men overwhelmingly don’t want to raise their fucking kids
And when they do, 70% of the time they get custody. So yeah, this is literally the only reason men don’t get custody of their kids as often as women.